Saturday, May 21, 2011

Momnesia

I think I lost brain cells giving birth.

This week I have said the following stupid things:



  • I can't remember lunch.

  • Where did I put the baby?

  • Go left. I mean right. Which way is right?

  • Was he naked when you got here?

  • Did I pee today?

5 comments:

SeeJulieStamp said...

Ha Ha! Apparently it only gets worse. My friend (4 kids) thinks I've been gone for a year and a half! It's only been 6 months!

Ellen Sorenson said...

You're doing great. You found the baby and the computer, and you noticed that he was naked. (I hope you're talking about Samuel!) Now go take a nap! Mom

Anonymous said...

Your hysterical one-liners remind me of the question I asked your mother last fall. Our stake had just finished the Savior of the World production, and Mom had volunteered to wash all the white costumes worn by people playing the part of shining angels. It was laundry day, and we were doing regular laundry and the costumes in alternate loads. My question to her: "Are those angels in the dryer." Not the kind of question you ask every day.

Lisa M said...

Three kids is a challenge. You cracked me up anyway...you're in your right mind for funniness! Hang in there!

Joshua said...

LOLOL