- I turned an entire load of whites into a load of pinks. It may be a secret, but how is a man supposed to feel manly when his undies are pink?
- I dropped my phone in the toilet. It still works except for the outer speaker, which means my pants will always vibrate when you call me.
- I posted the following status to Facebook at 3:30am: "baby keeps pooping all not, aggravated my serious diaper rash"
- I thought it would be fun to teach Leah how to play Mario Kart.
- I lightly sprinkled Mexican Spice Blend on our enchiladas tonight. It was so hot that the kids and I had crackers for dinner and Chris didn't even want to keep the leftovers.
I think thats a pretty good tally for one week. Hmmm...next week I fly solo with two kids, two car seats, at least 2 bags, one layover, and only two arms. There's some defininte potential for stupidity...